for katie’s friend this is her sister holla

jurnpayne Asked:
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?

bc it slipped out of his hand

Why was the little boy crying?

bc i hit him in the face with an ax

ginnypayne1d:

skarvika:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Prepare yourself for the most excruciating 3 minutes and 18 seconds of your life.

I’M SO UPSET I’M SHAKING I FEEL LIKE I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET DISEMBOWELED

STOP JUST STOP OK NO

i think someone should make a gif of that girl saying she ratchet bc her face

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completelyoutdated:

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This is a friend of mine named Simone. She moved out to California a couple years back. I’m not sure how many West-Coast based followers I have but I would greatly appreciate if you all reblogged this. She’s been missing since Saturday. I want to do anything that I can to help, but there’s not much I can do. I’ve seen plenty of missing signs all throughout tumblr and thought that doing this was at least something. 

Have A Baloon

badkidsjokes:

why can’t monsters have a baloon for there birthday

because they will pop it.

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